Pursuant to EWRA §417(b) "Metaphysical Consumer Protection Act" and Emergency Order 23-7B of the Ethereal Wellness Regulatory Authority
Following a Category 3 Alchemical Fatality involving experimental tonic INT-7B, all greenbottle.club operations have been permanently discontinued as of June 15th.
Subscriber vaporization incident under review. Next-of-kin acknowledgment pending.
$45.00/month
Curated tonics for modern minds. Memory-blur infusions, lucid sleep enhancers, and personality softeners delivered monthly.
For customers with recent deliveries: Exercise extreme caution with experimental formulations.
Direct inhalation of remaining product may result in immediate and irreversible particulate conversion.
One empty chair is enough.